Did I ever tell you how I shot a wild elephant in my pyjamas? How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know.
~ Groucho Marx
I was disappointed in Niagara - most people must be disappointed in Niagara. Every American bride is taken there, and the sight of the stupendous waterfall must be one of the earliest, if not the keenest, disappointments in American married life.
~ Oscar Wilde